Poem: What Is The News?

What are we asking? What do we want to know? The following is a poem made up of questions in news headlines from a wide swath of sources over the last month.

What is Periscope?

What is Snapchat?

What is transracial?

What is trans fat?

What is code?

What is a virus?

What is “epic”?

What is kindness?

What is the walk of atonement

On Game of Thrones?

What is the point?

What if I end up alone?

What is bone broth?

What is Seersucker Day?

What the fuck is a

Web series, anyway?

What can you learn

At Tilda Swinton’s school?

What is this football star doing

In a swimming pool?

What is a Geddicorn?

What is an entrepreneur?

Seriously,

What is the point anymore?

What is Tennessee’s second

Most difficult game?

What is the zoo’s

New baby elephant named?

What’s up with Carl Icahn’s

Sudden car obsession?

What the fresh hell is this?

What is the question?

What is heat lightning?

Would you look good with short hair?

What are your wishes

For end of life care?

What is cupping? What’s a farm?

Where’s the picnic? What is gluten?

That troll posting those fake news stories

Could be…Vladimir Putin?

What is the secret

To Cracker Barrel’s success?

What is the question?

The answer is yes!